December 2010
The smartest thing I've ever said in my whole 15...
Nabila: *playing iJewels on my iPhone and not paying any attention
Me: Come on, Nab! Let's watch Easy A now!
Nabila: *still ignoring me while playing iJewels
Me: *taps random things on my iPhone screen to annoy Nab
Nabila: What is your fucking problem?
Me: You know what my fucking problem is, I don't have a vagina!
My life's a bitch :(